dear zenbetty,
i really like this guy but he doesn't know i exist. what should i do?
signed,
desperate in denver
well, desperate,
you know what you need to do...quit being desperate and move on!
and then go for that other hunk in the bar who hits on you every night!
you know, the one you ignore cuz you don't think he's cool enough.
whatEver. he's the one who's in love with you. open your eyes.
why do chicks always go for the boy who likes them least?!
if you still don't want someone who's madly in love with you,
then just wear something real trampy and that other boy will
definitely notice. show some boobs. boobs always work.
happy hunting,
zenbetty
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best line of yesterday: guys like girls with eyes.
