i just listened to my messages for the past week & a half (i decided not to listen to them until i had a land line). i had to listen for nearly twenty minutes! (my inbox was full cuz i'm terribly lazy)
anyway, they were ridden with wonderful goodies. but the best message was:
i just woke up on a friend's couch...i'm about to have sex and breakfast.
another great item:
shit, so apparently i can't drink anymore...i'm now showing up to work at noon.
